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Sick and tired of licensing out their beloved series to game developers who constantly failed to capture the essence of the show, South Park creators Matt Stone and Trey Parker eventually decided that the only way to do it right was to do it themselves. Enter The Stick of Truth, a project the comedic masterminds helmed from the get-go. They handled all the writing, personally picked a developer, and even navigated the bankruptcy of their first publisher, THQ, and the transition to Ubisoft--all in the hopes of finally conquering the last realm of media they hadn't been able to strike gold in.
One big reason The Stick of Truth works so well? Parker and Stone penned a tale that puts players themselves in the middle of the crazy Colorado mountain town. As the New Kid, you'll begin your adventure with the most innocent of tasks: making some friends.
And it's not long before you stumble upon Cartman, Kenny, and all our favorite foul-mouthed youths. Because you refuse to speak, however, the boys resort to calling you "Douche-bag" in lieu of a real name. You're then welcomed into the boys' inner circle as they play a medieval fantasy game that transforms from harmless fun into a quest to save all of South Park. Your character's "name" is only the beginning of what is, admittedly, a nearconstant barrage of crude humor that might rub more casual South Park viewers the wrong way.
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These tasks or races can be split into two different types; checkpoint or tag. In checkpoint games you have to make your way between four checkpoints in order to win, and in tag games you have to steal objects off your opponents. This is all quite complicated to start with, and the poorly designed levels don't help any. Attempts have been made to make the game as clear as possible, but these all fail miserably. On the head-up display you get a map showing everyone's position and a big blue arrow above you pointing towards your next arrow on the play area pointing at the item you need.
The green arrow is at least some help, but NASA would have trouble finding some of the things in this game even if they were using the Hubble space telescope. The map on a lot of the levels is too confusing because of dense roads or overlapping sections, and the blue objective arrow only comes on when you are near the target. This doesn't exactly help when the objective is moving! Once you get into the game and become used to its workings though, the whole idea seems genius and can be more fun to play than any straightforward race.
Take, for example, the Mad Cow run. On this game you have to get hold of and keep the cure to mad cow disease, curing percent of your disease to win.
This may sound simple, but is great fun when you've got five other computer cars going after the cure as well, all battling for salvation.
On another game you have to collect Cupid's bow and arrow to shoot all the other players with - no prize for guessing this takes place on the Big Gay Al track!
All seven of the tracks on offer each have their own in-jokes and references to the South Park series. Die-hard fans will no doubt take great pleasure in spotting all the bits from various episodes. There are also a surprising amount of characters in the game to choose from - including secret characters, there are 27 in total!
For your pleasure you get everyone from Starvin' Marvin right through to Jesus, who Nintendo banned from the first N64 "South Park" game. You'll be pleased to hear that each and every one of them has their own little batch of immature sound effects to bring a smile to your face.
Keeping true to "South Park", all of the weapons in the game are linked to the series in some way or another. As you run over the brightly coloured boxes you will collect Terrance and Phillip fart boosts. Pink Eyes and Ten Dollar Whores to unleash at your enemy. Most of the weapons are useless because of how difficult they are to aim, but it's still good to see your opponents fall victim to the likes of the Mexican Staring Frog.
Some of the boxes when collected give you a booby prize, the most amusing of which has to be the Saddam Hussein attack which fills your screen with images of the evil dictator, obscuring your view.
One major let down of "South Park Rally" is the graphical effects from the weapons, which do look a little weak for what they are. You want to see a little more, when firing projectile vomit at another racer, than a few yellow specks! The graphics themselves are nothing to get excited over either, and it is sad to say it does feel like you are running the game through Sony's box.
This polygonal unsmoothed approach may have removed all fog, but it doesn't do the look of the game any favours either. Andrea 4 points. Gerry The Leper 0 point. Doesn't work for me sadly.
Followed all the instructions but nothing happens after running the "SouthPark3. Windows 10 bit. XD24 0 point. ElJony -2 points. Butters -1 point. Mizakit 4 points. Share your gamer memories, help others to run the game or comment anything you'd like.
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